Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Brown Bag Steez

"This ugly bag is guaranteed to cure ugliness. Directions: Open bag and place over head of ugly person with face side facing forward. Instantly creates beauty where there is none.Note: For extra ugly persons, two bags may be necessary in case one breaks."
If you're really interested in buying an ugly bag modeled after a 70s white Sears ad you can buy it here.